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Upon returning to singlehood, Katy Perry allegedly opened up about looking for her next boyfriend on Tinder. After being married to Russell Brand, we imagine nothing surprises her, but we're pretty sure no guy could handle this package.
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Lindsay Lohan was allegedly on the Tinder app, which now verifies celebrities in a separate app known as Raya. Our biggest confusion here is how Lohan is still able to be verified as celebrity. Is it all the illicit activity she's been involved in? Because the statute of celebrity can't still be running on Mean Girls.
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She's very open and honest, we know that. Handler has been very forthright with her love of Tinder, as she loves both sex and black men, it seems. Quite frankly, she's the ideal older woman to hook up with: not looking for commitment, loves to smoke and screw, yet has a sense of humor about it all.
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Apparently during the Olympics, olympians are known to be a tad horny. That's what we hear from the likes of Jamie Anderson, who says she loves to hop on Tinder around this time. When is the next Olympics, and what is the easiest sport to qualify for? Asking for a friend.
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Ed sang his way to stardom, but he didn't rest on his laurels, as he became the first of the celebrity-verified mobile daters. We're pretty sure he's just using this as shameless self-promotion or a hair-brained scheme to remove gingers from the list of endangered species. Either way, he can sing us to sleep any night.
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People claim Mindy was Tinder to promote The Mindy Project, one of the revived shows that should have stayed dead. We simply cannot date someone who has an original show on Hulu.
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Lily is married with kids, but apparently uses Tinder as a way to make new friends on the road. Yeah, because that's what people use Tinder for.
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If you've seen his deplorable acts on Californication, you'd know Runkle himself, Evan Handler, has already been exposed to it all, which makes him probably an entertaining date. Whether or not the Sex and the City star is actually on Tinder, this dude has survived cancer and four sex-obsessed New York women, so kudos to him.
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Rousey has reportedly taken to Tinder under an unsuccessful alias in the past, claiming that sex before a fight works wonders for women, compared to men. That is one life-ending bullet we'd gladly take.
Conan and Dave jumped on "the Tind" for a round of hookup by proximity infatuation. What really happened here is we just got our hopes up that we could hang out with Conan. That's right, Dave Franco. We saw Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising. We want our moneys back.