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Trey Parker, and Matt Stone are pretty much comedic geniuses, and this was the one that put them on the map. Pretty much every episode of South Park has at least three good quotes in it, almost always coming from Cartman, and their full length movie was no exception, pulling out any and all stops they fired out great quote after great quote, from Saddam Hussein trying to win back Satan, to what happens when Cartman receives the V Chip.

Greatest Quote: Mr Garrison - “I'm Sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.”

9. Multiplicity

I think that everyone can agree on one fact, Michael Keaton is the man! He has been Batman, he has been Beetlejuice, and he has even been four different versions of one character. Multiplicity is one of those movies that not a lot of people think of when….well when pretty much anything gets said about anything…you can’t even mention cloning and get people to talk about this movie. But all that aside, it had some really good quotes all the way through, most of them being produced from the less intelligent clone Number 4. If you haven’t seen this movie go watch it then go ahead and quote number 4 all day long…it’s cool.

Greatest Quote: Doug - “I’m gonna buy you a present!”

                        Number 4 - “a Chainsaw?!?!?”

                        Doug - “…..or a book…but it’s gonna be nice!”

8. Bad Boys 2

Eminem once made fun of Will Smith for not ever swearing in his records, well that’s because he saves up all those F bombs for the Bad Boys Movies. Will Smith, and Martian Lawrence proved that they could work as one hysterical comedy, yet bad ass action team. Bad Boys one was a pretty good action flick for the late nineties but nothing compared to the follow up Bad Boys 2 in 2003; This movie wasn’t just Michael Bay blowing stuff up, it also had some great one liners, and some pretty funny fights between our two heroes. It’s one of those movies that you can just go through the entire thing once, and at the end want to watch it again so you can quote along.

Greatest Quote: Mike - “Now that's how you supposed to shoot, from now on that's how you shoot! Oh man, I want my next partner to shoot like that WOOOOO... it takes a dysfunctional mother****** to bust somebody in the head like that. That's some disfunctional shit! My next partner's gonna invite me to his barbeques and shit, though.”

7. Baseketball

Trey Parker, and Matt Stone make the list again with what I think is a much better representation of who these two guys are. In 1998 just a year before the South Park movie, these two guys were the inventors of a crazy new sport Baseketball. Making fun of everything from fat people, to sports, to of course Disney Land, this movie pretty much was a comedy has left me wanting more movies from these two dudes from Colorado.

Greatest Quote: Joe Cooper - “Go back to your fancy cars, and your big bank accounts, and your celebrity friends, and your beautiful women, and Victoria Silvestedt, Playmate of the Year... F***!”

6. Grandma’s Boy

Another comedic genius to fall upon Hollywood is of course the ever amazing production team of Happy Madison productions. One of their greatest hits was shockingly not an Adam Sandler movie, but a movie that featured Allen Covert in his first lead role. This movie also introduced us to the amazing comedic styles of Nick Swardson. If you’re a video game nerd, please go watch this movie, you will enjoy all the random video game references in the background, while your listening to the ever amazing quotes that will leave your sides hurting form laughter.

Greatest Quote: Alex - “Dude…your bed is a car….”

                        Jeff - “Yeah but it’s a f****** sweet car!”

5. Blades of Glory

Will Ferrell is amazing, and there really isn’t anything this guy can’t do, nor is there anything he won’t make fun of. Of course Ice Skating is probably one of the easiest things to make fun of, Will Ferrell and John Heder took it to a whole new level in Blades of Glory. It seems like Will Ferrell won’t take a role unless he has at least 50 unforgettable lines in each movie and of course this movie is no exception. The character of Chazz Michael Michaels, delivers line after line of funny goodness that you will be saying to all of your friends wasted, just to get a chuckle out of them.

Greatest Quote - Chazz: “Night is a dark time for me”

                        Jimmy: “It’s dark for everyone you idiot”

                        Chazz: “Not for Alaskans…and people with Night vision goggles”