Asahi Beer Pouring Robot
Are you too lazy to open your own beer? Have you got a mighty thirst for a delicious frosty beverage, but have the motor skills of Stephen Hawking? Asahi’s Beer Pouring Robot is here to help!
Like an alcoholic R2D2
This ingenious robo-pal can refrigerate a six-pack, open and pour you a beer, all the while entertaining you with recordable audio and programmable LCD display. Unlike your own swarthy self, the Asahi Beer Pouring Robot is self-cleaning. It’s like a girlfriend that won’t have sex with you! So it’s more like a wife, really, only not as round.
It takes about as long for the Asahi Beer Pouring Robot to actually finish pouring you a brew as it does to open and drink one yourself, but this does little to diminish the cool factor. Combine with a portable latrine and never leave the couch again!
Suicide Girls: Pystol 
