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The Ultimate Warrior's New Hit Single


The Warrior drops "Ho Kogan" on an unsuspecting populace.



This news comes straight from The Warrior's own MySpace page:

BREAKING NEWS WARRIOR FANS!! THE WARRIOR HAS JUST RELEASED A NEW SINGLE ENTITLED "HO KOGAN"! VOTE FOR IT ON TRL !!!!!!!

BUT FIRST YOU MUST....
1. Blow 8 Massive lines of coke.
2. Run 139 MPH through a wall of your choice.
3. Clothesline your mother (or grandmother's) head off.
4. Drink 33 Red bulls.
5. Blow 82 ULTIMATE LINES of rocket fuel (coke).
6. Drop acid.
7. Take ecstacy.
8. Gorilla Press your pet (dog or cat).
9. Blow 355 8 Ball's of coke with a hollowed out baseball bat (wood).
10. LISTEN AND WATCH THE WARRIOR'S NEW SONG "HO KOGAN!!!!"

FEEL THE POWER!!!!!!!!



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