The Bad Girls Club
The Bad Girls: basically seven really loud vaginas with fists.
I hate reality shows. They take exciting subjects like Hulk Hogan or a bunch of Playboy sluts, remove everything relating to wrestling, Hulkamania, tits and sex, essentially boiling it all down to a bunch of boring ass home videos. The Bad Girls Club is the only truly honest show in the bunch. This is a show that has a cast made up entirely of alcoholic sluts that categorize themselves as “bad girls”. There is no prize to be won. There are no games, tasks or events for them to perform. There is no effort to portray them as “regular people just like you and me”. There is no chance in hell that they will all just get along. There is a 110% chance of nudity, sex, shouting matches, fist fights and madness in nearly every episode. Whereas “Keeping up with the Kardashians” is like the lame ass softcore of the genre, Bad Girls Club is more like balls out, gonzo, hardcore reality, a harem of alpha females tearing each other to shreds physically and emotionally for our amusement like pitbulls on PCP.
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