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By Dante' Maddox

Apparently the Game has officially lost his ever lovin’ mind in the name of senseless promotion. According to a brand new press release the Game is putting on a contest to allow his fan(s) to design his next tattoo.

Dear God, please let the winner be thirteen year old girl from Idaho, I can’t wait to see the picture of bunnies tattooed on the Games forehead. In all fairness it will be the Game himself picking the final winner, but this is a guy who once had a butterfly tattooed on his face, so anything is possible.

What I really hope is that 50 Cent secretly wins somehow and the Game is forced to wear a ‘Property of G-Unit’ tattoo on his ass, which is as likely as daisies or chipmunks. This is just another lame attempt to get the MC to ditch his ‘tough guy’ persona and make him more appealing to the ‘tween’ market place. I somehow doubt that his gangsta audience isn’t jumping at the chance to break the color pencils and construction paper anytime soon, but stranger things have happened.

On the not so bright side this could be the start of a new trend as MC’s everywhere become walking billboards made of ‘fan art’. Please, somebody send him a picture of Dr. Dre dressed in drag and have it painted right on that retards chest! The only way we can stop this wack crap now may be to rig the contest.

How can you rig the contest? Simply send in as many pictures of woodland animals as possible, the Game will get so tired of looking at cutesy cuddle wittle puppies that he’ll just close his eyes and pick one. The next thing you know he’ll be sporting a fresh tattoo of Bugs Bunny wearing a G-Unit jacket throwing up Westside.

Because it’s a marketing ploy The Game will have no choice but to sport the tattoo at the Source Awards where he’ll hopefully get laughed off of the stage. I tell you now that if we don’t put a stop to this we’ll never hear the end of ‘blank’ needs a new tattoo and only you can design it promotions. I don’t know about you but I’m already sick of hearing about it and this is the first asshole to do it. Fight back people, and do it now!