You might want to think twice before putting your lips on one of this guy's joints.
This guy's spring break is going to suck balls, possibly literally if he spends more than a few hours in jail.
This magic trick is dog shit. Literally.
Sounds like she was gearing up for a trip to Walmart.
Actions speak louder than demonstrations.
How about a little fire, Scarecrow?
Of course, you can't have madness without a luchador mask.
"Call 911. No, YOU call 911." Only in Vegas, baby!