Let's just say the dude on the motorcycle won't be twerking for quite a while.
Pretty much the exact opposite of laundry detergent.
Um, let's hope that's the blanket.
His neighbor is being a real dick about it.
But you have to spring for the crab.
The chances of him doing this again are zero percent.
That'll leave a mark.
These moves also help if you're getting dragged through a Dollar General.