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By Dan Crammit |
I RENTED A SAILBOAT I HOPE IT CAPSIZES ...ME TOO! SWEET RELEASE! |
+Many years ago, a small Israeli film concern produced a motion picture dramatization of my life as a young ski enthusiast in Gstaad. I happened to stumble upon the trailer whilst perusing YouTube. I'm still pissed as all hell that they cast Shannon Tweed as my mom!
+Apparently, the human slave trade is still in full effect in the United States. Some white fellows "claimed" Manny Ramirez. I hear he's a great field hand, though don't bother trying to get him to work in October!
AMISTAD!
