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By Joey DePaolo |
We’ve explored a lot of scenarios in which impressing a girl can be simplified down to a precise science. This type of sweeping generalization assumes that girls are basic creatures with uniform reactions to things. I make this assumption because it is true. Girls are Pavolvian, Point-A-to-Point-B morons. (Don’t worry, ladies, you’re sexy.) Their makeup is such that manipulating them into feeling things that they don’t want to feel requires only a casual three or four step process, and absolutely no genuineness on your part. |
There is a reason for this.
Every scenario for us up until this point has involved three main steps: a strong entrance, a generation of positive attention, and then a lighting quick escape. This is because the recipe for a strong impression with a girl is to offer as little information about yourself as possible. You need to think of every encounter with a girl as being on one of those chess game clocks. You get in, stir the pot, then slam that f**king button before it’s too late. Do you see what I’m driving at yet?
You, as a guy, are, in all likelihood, a lumpy, steaming pile of shit. All pleasantries and elaborate cover-ups aside, you, at your core, have very few redeeming qualities. You are generally uninterested in people that are not yourself. You don’t care about the environment. You don’t recycle. You have no inclination toward any causes of any kind.
