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Sawyer High School, Class of 2002!

Sawyer High School, Class of 2002!

Our 10 year reunion is fast approaching! Are you ready? GO GRIZZLIES!

Howdy Sawyer High Grizzlies!

I hope you all remember me.  I'm Jasmine!  I was Senior Class President way back in 2002.  I know, that's like, forever ago, but they're memories I cherish.  I'm sure you feel the same way, which is why you're going to be SO STOKED to find out that it's finally time for us to start planning our big 10 year Class Reunion! 

We won't be able to put on this fantastic event without YOUR support, so please fill out the enclosed form listing any and all duties you'd be willing to volunteer for.  Also, there's a handy section where you can leave suggestions for the Planning Committee. 

[NOTE: Please be aware that we have already gotten the suggestion, "Cancel the event, because we all have Facebook and don't have to go to any stupid reunion to see how ugly our classmates have gotten."  No need to pile on.]

Before I get into crazy specifics about the reunion, let me introduce you to my esteemed collegues on the Planning Committee.

Of course, I'm Committee Chair. It's a real honor to get to lead you Grizzlies one more time.

At a moment like this, I am reminded of our epic victory over Merced High School in the 2000 Section Championship in hog farming.  We all had Grizzly Pride that day!  RAWR!  GO GRIZZ!

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