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By Dan Crammit |
OH SHIT I SWALLOWED A JUNEBUG HOPE I DON'T GET HERPES |
+The biggest news to hit the universe this week is that LeBron James admitted that he is from Saturn. He's hoping the people of Cleveland understand his need to return to his home planet to reconnect with his birth parents Kang and Kodos. LeBron's announcement was televised by major U.S. satellite entitiy, Food Network, which won the rights to King James's announcement after a protracted bidding war with bitter rivals, Speedvision. A third bidder, The 24 Hour Molten Lava Channel, had to drop out early due to a management shake-up.
I had the most horrible dream last night.
+That dude who played Urkel beat up some lady. The LAPD is currently investigating the claim. Urkel's excuse, that he had turned into suave alter ego, Stefan and has no culpability for anything he does, seems pretty rock solid. This reporter is firmly on Team Black Nerd. GO BLACK NERD, GO.
Did I Do That?
