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A Look at the iPhone 4

A Look at the iPhone 4

Nathan Jordan gives you an inside look at the phone that's guaranteed to get you at least 1 random sexual encounter this summer!

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By Nathan Jordan
A few weeks ago Steve Jobs unveiled the sleek new iPhone 4. Nathan Jordan somehow managed to get his hands on one and has exclusively tested the new phone for CraveOnline. What follows in a list of awesome features and technology that will keep you drooling until the phone is released world-wide in June:

-There is an updated operating system that will allow you to avoid socializing with more than one person at the same time.

-If you leave the iPhone 4 at a bar, Apple will personally send a black ops security team after the person who takes it.


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-The phone is 24% thinner, which will destroy the self esteem of high school girls everywhere. 

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