 By Nathan Jordan |
Hello, all. This week the celebutards are in full force. We have pot busts, pleas for world peace, and the divorce of a man who is gay… for dogs. Now please stand behind the yellow line while the bus is in motion! |
Chace Crawford was busted this week in Plano, Texas with a joint. So much for Gossip Girl because in Texas I’m pretty sure getting busted for anything means the death penalty. (Unless you’re busted for porking cows. Then it’s don’t ask, don’t tell.)
Kristen Stewart is the master of the simile. She explained the paparazzi to Elle UK: "What you don't see are the cameras shoved in my face and the bizarre intrusive questions being asked, or the people falling over themselves, screaming and taunting to get a reaction. The photos are so…I feel like I'm looking at someone being raped. A lot of the time I can't handle it. It's f---ed. I never expected that this would be my life." Kristen, if you want to see what it’s like looking at someone getting raped, force me to watch your sh***y vampire movies.
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I looked everywhere for a hot picture of Kristen Stewart. They don’t exist.
