 By Harmon Leon |
The gift shops in Las Vegas sell T-shirts that you never see live humans wear in real-life outside of being ironic. When it comes to T-shirts sold in Vegas, gone are the days of clever double-entendres. For example, look at the T-shirt above. If a guy wore this, it would be the most effective form of birth control being no women in her right mind would ever want to sleep with him. And in case you didn't get the joke about being an Amateur Gynecologist, the T-shirt designers added the two fingers to graphically drive the point home. |
Let's explore the best of "funny" Vegas T-shirts
Please, more subtlety in your message. This T-shirt designer is a regular Oscar Wilde of wit. Again, all the humor would be lost if they didn't include the white sploshes. A crisp $20 bill to anyone who wears this the first time they meet their new girlfriend's parents.
Now this T-shirt would be really funny if it were worn by a dude.
Again, much, much funnier if worn by a dude.
This T-shirt is a pure classic. Do you think this has ever worked for a guy when wearing this chemise? I can't image anyone under 400lbs wearing this T-shirt, and I can't imagine it being outside the State of Kentucky or Alabama.
