What to Write in Your Valentine's Day Cards

By Nathan Jordan

Valentine’s Day creates enough pressure for those of us men who are romantically linked with a special someone. There are gifts and flowers and dinner reservations to worry about. But for many, the most stressful part of Valentine's Day is figuring out what to write in those pesky Valentine’s Day cards. Luckily, CraveOnline Romance Correspondent Nathan Jordan created a list that will help you say the “write” thing no matter what the situation!

FOR A CO-WORKER

Happy Valentines Day, in a completely professional, non-sexual way. (They made me sign a waiver so please don’t sue.)

FOR THE MARRIED COUPLE

I’d tell you I love you, but whatever I say is wrong. Happy Valentine’s Day from your husband.

FOR THE ROCKY RELATIONSHIP

Since we both have herpes now, I guess there’s no point in breaking up.

FROM A SECRET ADMIRER

Why is stalking always so funny in romantic comedies, because I’m seriously in love with you. (And I visit you when you don't know. Check the closet. I left you something.) 

FOR YOUR FRIEND

I want to f**k you. You want to f**k me. Can we just f**k already? Just kidding! Happy Valentine’s Day from your platonic friend. (I was just kidding, but maybe we should f**k and see what it’s like.)