   By Dave Schilling |
Today is Tuesday and no, we didn't do a bunch of whippets and forget that this week is Love Week. Like a raging case of syphillis, Love Week will not go away with a topical cream or antibiotic. It will only go away through a combination of prayer and donations to the charity of your choice. |
Some charming lad on the interwebs was nice enough to combine my two passions -- Star Trek: The Next Generation and idiotic double entendres -- to create what I can now present to you as The Official CraveOnline Love Week Viral Video of the Year.
The crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise-D had a lot of frustration to get out, as you will be able to notice from the raging hormonal imbalance that everyone seems to be suffering from in this video. Sorry Picard, you'd never see Captain Kirk sporting the blue balls you're dealing with here.
Lest you think that Star Trek: The Next Generation was sexy after watching that, remember this:
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This is the show that thought it would be cool to put a dude in a skirt. If you squint, you can see some dong.
TRY NOT TO SQUINT.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SQUINT.
