Farewell, CraveOnline Readers!

By Jeremy Azevedo

Well, CraveOnline fans, I’m afraid I have bad news for you: Your favorite (?) writer and video producer, Jeremy Azevedo, is leaving, and he’s taking all of his multiple personalities with him.

That means no more Moses Amadeus, Pete Pelmo, Karate Chimp, The Most Pissed-Off Dude in the World, Creepy Office Guy, Ted Hucklebuck, Chest Rockwell, Stretchnuts, Dr. Science, Junkyard or BuckCherryFan420, either. I know; it’s like a national tragedy.

I’ll give you a moment to grieve. 

All finished?

Good. Now dry your eyes and let’s take a walk down memory lane shall we? I’ve compiled a list of some of my best articles, videos and top 10 lists from my time here, so the 12 of you that actually read my stuff on a regular basis can maybe squeeze one last chuckle out of them before they’re lost to the void. Yeah!

(And P.S.: If any of you are at all interested in following me where I go next, feel free to email me at This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it )

Now, without further ado, here are the top 10 greatest hits from the 2007-2010 era of CraveOnline, henceforth to be referred to as the “Golden Era”:

How Do I Know If I Am A Hipster? - (Maybe the best thing I've ever written)

Jerkoffs You Are Sure to Meet in Art School - (And I should know, I was one. An art student, I mean)

An AIM Convo Between The Ultimate Warrior and Lindsay Lohan - (I'm still not convinced that this didn't actually happen)

Really Bad Gifts to Give Your Co-Workers - (My favorite holiday-themed post!)

Celebrity PostSecrets Intercepted! - (One of my better Photoshoops)

Harry Potter to Appear in Every Movie, Retroactively - (More Photoshoop fun!)

Empire of the Sun: Walking on a Dream - (Probably my best album review, ever)

The Secret Millionaire's Playbook Intercepted! - (I think I wrote this one in response to the bailout)

Millions of American Males Lining Up To Be Rejected By Megan Fox - (And yet, she keeps getting back with that dude...)

How to RAWK - (I'd like to point out that this pre-dates "Jersey Shore" by a year)

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