 By Nathan Jordan |
While there haven’t been a lot of full-on celebrity meltdowns this year, no head-shaving or on-set screaming, there have been plenty of moments that remind us that celebrities are simply insane. This year has been especially, for lack of a better term, icky. |
There have been a lot of sex scandals this year, which would be fine if two of them didn’t involve celebrities having sex with their own family members. And while there are a few usual suspects this year who seem to make these kinds of lists every year, the biggest celebrity fails happened to people we would least expect. So without further adieu, the top 10 celebrity disasters for 2009:
10. KANYE WEST
Yeah, Kanye, we get it. Being a douche bag is so gangsta. Kanye made NASCAR fans everywhere upset this year when he stole the spotlight from Taylor Swift at the VMA awards in September, snatching the mike from Swift during her acceptance speech for Female Video and proclaiming Beyonce the winner. Okay, it was kind of funny, and we’re sick of Taylor Swift too, but Kanye is still a massive Massengill.
9. LINDSAY LOHAN
Not sure anymore who in this picture is more irrelevant.
Lindsay’s on this list because this is the year she finally became completely irrelevant. She was reportedly dropped from her record label, got horrible reviews for her fashion line, and was recently written up for backtalk by her new boss at Jiffy Lube. And thankfully there’s no talk of Herbie Fully Loaded 2. We can only hope that next year the Kardashians will make the list in this capacity.
8. MORGAN FREEMAN
This is how he seduced his granddaughter.
71-year-old Morgan Freeman pulled a Woody Allen this year, getting into a car crash with his alleged mistress and then battling rumors that he’s been having an affair for the last 10 years with his 27-year-old step-granddaughter. If that’s not weird enough, there’s also a rumor that Freeman lost his left arm in the car accident and he’s been wearing a prosthetic hand Luke Skywalker style (who was, ironically enough, in love with his own sister). And speaking of incest…
