 By Harmon Leon |
Why not advertise for bandmates for your very own fictious band? It doesn't matter if you play an instrument or not. The art comes from creating the proper "Bandmates Wanted" poster, then either hanging it on coffee shop bulletin boards or posting it on Craigslist. |
Don't forget to ad the phone number and email of an ex-girlfriend to your post! Here's a few examples to get you started on the "road to rock".
MEN WITHOUT HATS TRIBUTE BAND needs vocalist, bassist, drummer and guitarist to form band that plays only Men Without Hats covers. Must be hard-working, hatless, and a man.
Musical Influences: Men Without Hats. Call Cindy 252-9878
DO YOU WANT TO JOIN MY BAND? Are you a chicken, or can you rock out? Huh! I think you're too chicken to join my band. Or maybe a big baby. Waa-Waa-Waa! If you're not chicken and can play ROCKIN' guitar maybe you'll be right for the band. If not, then I'll personally come to your house and kick your ass. That's right, I'll kick your ASS! Sissies need not apply.
Musical Influences: Britney Spears. Call Cindy 252-9878
DO YOU LIKE MUSIC AND BUTTER-CHURNING? All Amish Rock Group seeks other Amish musicians for the new Lancaster sound. Big tour of Pennsylvania planned. Must rise before dawn for rehearsals, help out with chores, have a commitment to the Lord, play a non-electrical instrument, and own a black-brimmed hat. No flakes or sex before marriage.
Influences: The Bible. Call Cindy 252-9878
ATTENTION ALL ACCORDIONISTS! Professionally managed, very popular all accordion band seeks 60 or more accordion players. 60 or more accordion players and a chocolate cake. M-M-M chocolate cake. Must be able to rehearse on all major holidays. We have a tentative gig booked in June, so we must rehearse. Please bring a freshly baked chocolate cake to your audition. We like chocolate cake. Also, bring an accordion.
Call Cindy 252-9878
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CUBIST NEO-EXPRESSIONIST ART BAND seeks heliocentric minded musicians living in an iconoclastic society. Must have similar views on Jung, Freud and Cant whilst believing that the life we live, we'll relive again, and again and again. Must wear all black, a kilt and a salmon. No posers or phonies.
Call Cindy 252-9878.
