 By Nathan Jordan |
Are you ready for some football? That’s right. It’s time for America’s true gladiators to step back on the gridiron to sweat and bleed for the right to be called “Super Bowl Champions.” |
CraveOnline football correspondent Nathan Jordan is on location, tailgating in front of Soldier Field before the Bears season opener Sunday Night against the Green Bay Packers. He’ll be sending in live updates all weekend from the parking lot and previewing the upcoming season!
FRIDAY, SEPT 11th- 10 AM EST
Hello, everyone! Nathan Jordan here from beautiful Soldier Field in Chicago, Illinois, home to the Bears. I’m here with my buddy, Scorpion, and we’ve just arrived to begin tailgating for this most anticipated Sunday-night game. We’re still the only ones in the entire parking lot, but the true die-hard fans should start showing up any time now for a weekend of excitement and football.
Right now, Scorpion went to make another beer run, so let’s get on with my preseason picks. Let’s start with the NFC North. That battle will kick off here on Sunday night with… There he is! Scorpion says “hi” everybody. He’s back with some beer. And some whiskey. And some tequila by the looks of it. I’m going to pop open a beer here, and I’ll be back with my picks.
FRIDAY, SEPT 11th- 2 PM EST
We’ve been drinking a lot. I’m sunburnt. And by the way, f**k all those assholes at CraveOnline. That's right, apparently we've crossed the Haterville county line, population: you guys. Yeah, that’s my middle finger haters! You can’t see it but it’s pointed at you, douche bags! Have fun at the Playboy mansion party while you send me to f**king Chicago. I’m going to take a nap now.
