 By Jeremy Azevedo
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That Harry Potter is one hell of a cash cow, there’s no denying it. Each Harry Potter movie that comes out just seems to rake in more and more cash, with worldwide totals for the series nearing five billion. Billion! |
The movies make so goddamn much money that Warner Bros has split the last book into two movies in order to wring an extra billion or so out of the franchise. But once that’s over and done with, where else is there for Harry Potter to go?
Obviously there are no further adventures of Harry Potter to make movies out of, and J.K. Rowling doesn’t seem to have any desire to write more of them. But this hasn’t stopped Warner Bros from making a deal with several other major studios to retroactively put Harry Potter into hundreds of older films that aren’t selling well on DVD. Our undercover agents in Hollywood have managed to uncover movie posters for a handful of newly Harry Potter-ized films due for release. Check ‘em out!
When Harry Potter Met Sally
Harry and Sally meet when she gives him a ride to London after they both graduate from the Hogwarts School of Withcraft and Wizardry. The film jumps through their lives as they both search for the Dark Lord Voldemort, but fail, bumping into each other time and time again. Finally a close friendship blooms between them, and they both like having a magical friend of the opposite sex. But then they are confronted with the problem: "Can a magical man and a magical woman be friends, without magical sex getting in the way?"
