Perez Hilton and Will.I.Am: Love At First Fight?

OMG, u guyz!  Did u here?  Perez got beat on by Will.I.Am! 



You must have heard, since ol’ P-Rod Twittered his pudgy little fingers to the bone.  It’s truly a sordid tale; one of celebrity excess, poor judgment and a comically retarded over reliance on technology.  Sorta like watching election coverage on CNN.



I’d like to know how a hologram beat up a 200-pound dude, but I won’t question the science of it all.

It does appear that Mr. I Am did some significant damage to America’s Favorite Guy With No Talent At All.



I can’t tell where the bruises from the fight end and the herpes scars begin.  Again, I won’t question the science.

I will question exactly how this even qualifies as a “fight.”  It seems more like a “kerfluffle” or a “donnybrook” or some other goofy word that doesn’t sound tough at all.