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 By Jeremy Azevedo
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Have you ever looked at newly rich people and wondered why they all seem to have the same style of clothing, the same cars, eat at the same places, etc? No matter what profesional field they made their fortune in, they all appear to have been mass-produced in a secret Illuminati science lab or something... |
Well, we've discovered that, while that would have been awesome, it's actually far from the truth. In reality, the nouveau riche are actually conforming to a strict set of guidelines that one is presented with upon the deposit of their first million dollars with any of the major world banks! Now I know what you're probably thinking: "How would you know? You guys probably make, what, 8 bucks an hour to sit around, scratching your asses and writing your stupid articles all day?" To which we would reply, "While that may be true, we know because we intercepted THIS DOCUMENT on the way to the desk of one of our venture capitalist funding partners...
