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 By Harmon Leon |
Want to take a really great vacation but haven't got two nickels to rub together? Why not go on a really shitty roadtrip instead? Forget Disneyland and try some of these truly awful tourist spots... Here’re a few of my favorites that I've encountered in my travels: |
1. Fake Iraq
Outside of Palm Springs, near the town of 29 Palms, the US military has set up a fake Iraq village where they actually hire actors to portray Iraqi villagers as part of a 24/7 training scenario.
2. Branson, Missouri
Spend an evening at the Yakov Smirnoff Theater and laugh at funnyman Yakov Smirnoff. What a country! Better yet, there are more churches in Branson than celebrity theaters. Despite the lack of bars, Branson has a huge meth problem and large number of white supremacists. Hurrah!
3. THE BARBED WIRE CAPITAL OF AMERICA
That credit goes to DeKalb Illinois. Go visit the Barbed Wire Museum. Then throw yourself against the barbed wire cuz that’s nothing else to do in DeKalb Illinois.
