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An AIM Convo Between The Ultimate Warrior and Lindsay Lohan

An AIM Convo Between The Ultimate Warrior and Lindsay Lohan

The Warrior offers the Lohan some sage advice

Our intrepid field reporter, Pete Pelmo, recently came into ownership of an iPhone that once belonged to none other than the Ultimate Warrior...

Found on the device was the white, powdery residue of some unknown substance, 25 different numbers for some dude named "Reggie", a handful of cameraphone pics of the Iron Shiek and Brutus the Barber Beefccake wrestling in their pajamas at what looks like a Holiday Inn in Fresno, and best of all, a saved AIM convo with Lindsay Lohan!

We've posted that conversation in it's entirety below for your enjoyment. FEEL THE POWER!



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