Top 10 Mustaches Of All Time

By Jeremy Azevedo

I think we can all agree that mustaches are well on their way to officially escaping their banishment to the dark realm of the “old and uncool”, and making a triumphant return to the faces of young Americans...

No longer is the mustache content to languish on the pallid, moisturized faces of wimpy hipsters trying in vain to be more ironic then one another! In honor of International Mustache Appreciation Month, we have compiled a list of the top 10 most influential mustaches in recent history. I think you’ll find that some of our selections may surprise you! (Unless you're not a complete mongoloid, in which case I think you'll find that they are all spot-on!)

Weird Al Yankovic


Style: The Bermuda Triangle

Special Abilities/Accomplishments: Accordion mastery, enhanced snark, advanced flexibility, able to disappear and reappear at will, can store up to 220 Brontobytes of musical pop culture trivia, wrote and directed the cult classic film “UHF” while host body was in a coma due to a tragic poodle waxing accident.

Mike Haggar


Style: The Hungarian

Special Abilities/Accomplishments: Enhanced muscular growth, the ability to dress like Freddie Mercury without looking gay, increased electability to the Mayor’s office, can perform a flawless double lariat at will (at the expense of a small amount of health).