Nothing like ringing in the New Year by raising your glass to some of the dumber things they’ve done in the last few months.
I feel better about myself, my life choices and my childhood already…
10. Bradley Cooper/Ryan Gosling DRAMA
People Magazine's Sexiest Man of 2011 Extravaganza of BS. Bradley Cooper or Ryan Gosling. One of these fools had to win and in the end it was the Coopster. The world should've taken the news bravely, but didn't. Instead Gosling fans went craphouse-rat crazy, demanding the Gosling be given the title.
Good God. I feel like I’m dealing with two catty sorority sisters or one of the brats on MTV’s My Super Sweet Sixteen. Who gives a flying crap which one of them is hotter? They both walk around with permanent smirks like they're God's gift to movie-goers, anyway. How’s this for an answer –most women would still probably choose Clooney over the both of them, so shut it.
#9. Brad Pitt Calls Jennifer Aniston "Boring" (essentially)
In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, Brad Pitt seemed to think it would be wise to imply that Jennifer Aniston, (the woman he kicked to the curb for Angelina Jolie), was boring and unfulfiling.
Listen, he left her for a younger, hotter (c’mon) woman. Now, years later, he thinks it would be a good idea to say, in regards to this woman who he kicked to the curb (who is still unmarried and childless) “… It became very clear to me that I was intent on trying to find a movie about an interesting life, but I wasn’t living an interesting life myself. I think that my marriage [to actress Jennifer Aniston] had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn’t." Nice.
8. Donald Trump Won't Let Us Forget that He's Still a Tool
Barack Obama, show us your birth certificate, bellowed Donald Trump. Why? Because I'm a bigot and I lack class. Now he's not willing to say he won't run for president himself. Oh great.
For those of us who thought he was mellowing with age, think again. Demanding to the see the birth certificate of the leader of the free world? Sounds fair, sounds fair. The question remains, why didn't Obama demand to that Trump show everyone the little seam of his toupee, nice and up close? Why didn't a few CIA agents dig up some old girlfriends of Trump and toss them inexplicably and mysteriously to the forefront of the viral community, just so they could go on record saying, "As you can imagine, from the waist down he looks more like a second grader." All is fair in the game of humilaition and the Obama administration should've countered the demands of the Trumpster with more piss and vinegar.
