Doug Funnie worries too much. Considering all the anxiety he has over getting romantic with Patti or defending himself from Roger, things always work out fine for Doug in the end. In fact, Doug is on a never-ending winning streak (with the notable exception of his move from Nickelodeon to Disney). See for yourself:
Beets Concert
…and he got to have sex with the bald girl. Nice!
School Report
Then on Sunday night, the teacher died. Problem solved!
Injury
It’s called the I’m In So Much Pain Right Now Shuffle.
Journal
The best way to beat a bully is with his own illiteracy.
Music Career
Porkchop is a great manager.
New Food
…until the next day.
Mayor
Doug and Skeeter 2012.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!
