 By Nathan Jordan |
Global warming, natural disasters, nuclear war, pandemics, terrorist attacks… Modern man is obsessed with the end of the world, or at least the extinction of the human species. But does it really have to come to annihilation before we wake up and begin to take care of the only planet we have? CraveOnline Earth Sciences Correspondent Nathan Jordan takes a look at 10 practical ways that you can help save this precious home of ours. |
10. Stop Having 30 Kids
I’m talking to you, moms and dads who have a TLC program. The world is becoming overpopulated enough without your spawn running amok and creating even more spawn. Let the rest of us contribute to the gene pool for once. According to scientists, by the year 2020 half the world’s population will be related to Nadya Suleman.
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This all came out of one vagina.
9. Destroy the Sun
That f***er is going to blow up one day and take us all with it. Why not be proactive about the situation and take the sun down before it takes us down? Then we could accost all of the tanning beds in New Jersey and make some sort of big “fake sun” that covers the Earth. We may all turn orange, but at least the human race will survive, at least until we run out of electricity.
