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10 Predictions for the Super Bowl

10 Predictions for the Super Bowl

I predict that a grown man will cry like a 6 year old girl with a skinned knee...and we will all laugh at him.



Okay, so the Dolphins aren’t in the Super Bowl, but here’s a cheerleader butt anyway.


With the big game just days away, Crave Online Sports Correspondent Nathan Jordan checks in with some Super Bowl predictions. Here are 10 things to look for on Sunday:

- Late in the 4th quarter, Drew Brees will throw across his body leading to a critical interception. Later it will be revealed that the pass was thrown by a disguised Bret Favre and that the real Drew Brees is in a janitor’s closet duct taped and gagged.

-CBS will try to boost the ratings for Accidentally on Purpose by airing it instead of the 2nd quarter.

-There will be no gay dating website commercials during the Super Bowl. (Unless you count all the grown men in Spandex slapping each other on the butt during the game.)



The NFL, strictly heterosexual.


-The unimaginative Indianapolis Colts fans will come up with the slogan, “Who is that?”

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