The Big List: iPhone 5 – Amazing or Boring?!

Weighing in on Apple’s new wunder-device. Plus: Girl QBs for all-male team.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Time to eat spicy food, worry all your life that spicy stuff destroys your taste buds, find out that’s not the case at all, chug an entire bottle of hot sauce, eventually stop vomiting and check out these links!


The iPhone 5 is Completely Amazing and Utterly Boring

Siri, lookup definition for the word “meh.”


High School Girl is Quarterback on Football Team

Women are playing football without wearing lingerie? Whoddathunkit!


Guinness Honorees Include World’s Tallest Cat, Tallest Dogs and Tallest Donkey

I bet trying to get a cat like this to the vet is a highly enjoyable experience. [image via]


Spicy Food Doesn’t Kill Taste Buds

Insanity peppers for everyone!


49 Things You Learned In School That Are Now Completely Useless

My friend Steve works at the model volcano plant on 11th Street, but he’s the exception to the rule.


That’s all for this spicy hot edition of The Big List!


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!