Funny Quotes from Grand Theft Auto V

I'm dyin' over here!

Jonathan Leack by Jonathan Leack


Grand Theft Auto V is a game healthily laden with humor. Whether you're driving down the street, listening to the radio, or watching a cutscene, there's bound to be something comical happening in the world of Los Santos. 

Below we've compiled a list of a few of GTA V's many funny quotes:


Thanks to Ryan Leack for his contribution!