The Big List: Axe-Wielding Hitchhiker Hero! Archer IRL!

The most WTF news story ever! Plus: 5 Badass Astronauts.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Time to become a homeless hitchhiker, save a woman from a deranged, racist bear-hugger, tell the story on the news, become the weirdest viral hero ever, hopefully receive that surfing equipment you’ve always wanted (?) and check out these links!


Meet Kai, The Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker, Who’s Got A Story To Tell…

Or to put it another way:  O_O


The Real Models For The Archer Characters

Wow, I can’t believe ISIS let this leak.


New Prime Number Discovered!

It’s pretty long, I guess.


26 Funniest Responses To Passive Aggressive Notes

No Stamos.


5 Astronauts More Badass Than Any Action Movie Hero

You can tell they’re badasses by how they chug their Tang.


That’s all for this bear-hugged edition of The Big List.


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!