The Big List: Axe-Wielding Hitchhiker Hero! Archer IRL!

The most WTF news story ever! Plus: 5 Badass Astronauts.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Time to become a homeless hitchhiker, save a woman from a deranged, racist bear-hugger, tell the story on the news, become the weirdest viral hero ever, hopefully receive that surfing equipment you’ve always wanted (?) and check out these links!

 

Meet Kai, The Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker, Who’s Got A Story To Tell…

http://gawker.com/5981377/hatchet+wielding-hitchhiker-gives-insane-interview-after-saving-woman-from-bear+hugging-jesus

Or to put it another way:  O_O

 

The Real Models For The Archer Characters

http://www.vulture.com/2013/02/archer-characters-real-life-models.html

Wow, I can’t believe ISIS let this leak.

 

New Prime Number Discovered!

http://cheezburger.com/7041497344

It’s pretty long, I guess.

 

26 Funniest Responses To Passive Aggressive Notes

http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/the-26-funniest-responses-to-passive-aggressive-notes

No Stamos.

 

5 Astronauts More Badass Than Any Action Movie Hero

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-astronauts-more-badass-than-any-action-movie-hero/

You can tell they’re badasses by how they chug their Tang.

 

That’s all for this bear-hugged edition of The Big List.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!