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November Movie Guide: Week four
November Movie Guide: Week four
Transporter 3, Australia and more!
by Craveonline
Nov 24, 2008
Welcome to CraveOnline's weekly rundown of movie releases! Here we'll give you the rundown on all the good, the bad and the unwatchable films headed your way this week.
Transporter 3
 
Release Date: November 26
Director: Oliver Megaton

Starring: Jason Statham, Robert Knepper, Francois Berleand

Rated: PG-13
 

Jason Statham returns as Frank Martin, professional driver and danger magnet who can't seem to keep from getting involved with his deliveries. This time around the plot's a thicker stew, involving the Ukraine EPA and a whole new barrage of people that want Frank dead. The eye candy is a character named Valentina, the kidnapped daughter of... ah, who cares. These films are as much about plot as porn is. We just want the action.

CraveOnline's Call: The first two Transporter movies suffer from Jason Bourne Syndrome - which means they're hardly distinguishable from one another. But that's not to say they weren't awesome in a ridiculous kind of way, because they were. We expect nothing less the third time around.
Four Christmases

Release Date: November 26
Director: Seth Gordon

Starring: Vince Vaughn, Reese Witherspoon, Robert DuVall, Sissy Spacek, Jon Favreau

Rated: PG-13
 

Kate (Reese) and Brad (Vince) had the perfect tropical getaway planned for their Christmas vacation, but on that magical yule-tide morning the weather had other ideas. Left with no means or excuses to escape their insane relatives, the couple makes their way to four different family/circus gatherings and gets sucked into the craziness.

CraveOnline's Call: They'll see themselves in their families, realize they're not so bad after all, and decide to have a baby. The End. I don't mean to be a Scrooge about it, and the movie could very well be hilarious, but much as I love Vince Vaughn, the pairing of he and Witherspoon delivers about as much cute-couple chemistry as Carrot Top and Cate Blanchett.
Australia
 
Release Date: November 26
Director: Baz Luhrmann

Starring: Hugh Jackman, Nicole Kidman, David Wenham

Rated: PG-13
 

This three-hour action-adventure romance flick is set in northern Australia just prior to World War II. Kidman plays an English aristocrat who inherits a ranch bigger than Maryland. Cattle barons try to take her land, and to protect her interests she's forced to recruit a Brawny Man cattle driver (Jackman) to drive 2000 head of cattle across hundreds of miles of treacherous landscape. Once he gets where he's going, the Japanese bomb the ever-loving crap out of the place, complicating matters considerably.

CraveOnline's Call: Luhrmann had his work cut out for him here, faced with presenting an epically vast cinematic experience, tying together a broad storyline of action, romance and adventure while presenting Australia as an equal player in the film. Kidman's always a pro, and Jackman ages like wine. The odds are in their favor, but at nearly three hours long, it better be great.
Milk
 
Release Date: November 26
Director: Gus Van Sant

Starring: Sean Penn, Emile Hirsch, Josh Brolin, James Franco

Rated: R
 

Activist and politician Harvey Milk was the first openly homosexual man to be elected to public office in the United States when he was voted to the city supervisors' board of San Francisco in 1977. Just a year later, Milk was dead, shot to death along with the city's mayor George Moscone by fellow city supervisor Dan White. Milk documents the last eight years of Harvey's life, as he moves from New York to San Francisco with his lover Scott Smith (James Franco), starts a successful business in what's called the Castro neighborhood and eventually finds himself immersed in politics.

CraveOnline's Call: Sean Penn is among the top five actors of our generation. I've avoided Gus Van Sant's work since his horrible Cobain flick, but this one's getting the benefit of the doubt. Check it out.
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