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Top 10 Cult Movies
Top 10 Cult Movies
The 10 best cult movies ever made.
by Craveonline
Oct 01, 2007


#8 Meet the Feebles


Yep. We've all been there once or twice, am I right?

Peter Jackson is perhaps best known for the Lord of the Rings trilogy. But few are aware that, years prior to his rise to fame on the backs of hobbits, he was into Muppets. Meet the Feebles is like a sick, twisted version of the Muppet movie, in which the puppets come off stage and engage in all manner of nasty behaviors, from shooting porno and panty-sniffing, to bulimia, drugs, and murder. It’s even somewhat of a musical, and features an all puppet cast. Meet the Feebles is unlike anything you have ever or will ever see, and will probably give you nightmares.

B-Movie clichés: Puppets, drugs, racial insensitivity, tits, psychopathic Vietnam vet, gangsters, sodomy.

WTF quote:
Bletch: Do you really think people are interested in nasal sex?
Trevor: Sure, boss. It's the next big fad.

#7 Crippled Masters


Crippled Masters: The most bitchenest (only) amputee karate movie ever captured on film.

Not only is the Crippled Masters an awesome, old school kung-fu movie, but it’s also an awesome freak show as well. In it, a dude with no legs and a dude with no arms join like Voltron to make one bad ass-kicking machine. The two are tasked with locating the “Eight Jade Horses”, which hold the secret to defeating Lin Chang Cao (an evil hunchbacked criminal mastermind responsible for their disfigurement), thusly getting their due revenge.

B-Movie clichés:
Training montage, evil adversary, everybody knows karate, freaks, wise old dude, climactic showdown.

WTF moment:
A guy with no arms eats a chicken leg with his feet.

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