The summer blockbusters are finally starting to roll into theaters, giving fanboys plenty to talk about complain about for the rest of the year. Unfortunatley, the well is beginning to run a little dry... Eventually, Hollywood is going to run out of classic action figure lines and comic books to mine for material, leaving us with virtually nothing to watch on our new new 407 inch HDTVs. (Thanks for going out of business, Circuit City!) It sounds crazy, but it's true. I mean, how many times are you really gonna watch “Star Trek” or “Wolverine” before the initial “wow” factor turns to bitter disappointment and disinterest?

Cult Cinema: The alpha and omega of cinematic sleaze.

You’ll be glad to know that we have compiled yet another list of awesome cult films that you are guaranteed to want to watch over and over again (if you aren’t too emotionally scarred the first time). Rest assured that these straight-to-video gems will tickle your fancy so hard that you’ll want to take a shower afterward, and never waste your time watching TV doctor dramas again!

#10 I Spit On Your Grave


Kind of like that one scene from "Deliverance", only stretched out over two hours.

“I Spit on Your Grave” may just be the raddest title ever given to a movie. This alone should be enough to warrant the viewing of this film! Which is not to say that there are not other perfectly good reasons. “I Spit on Your Grave” is of the most controversial films ever made, drawing such scorn and disgust from movie critics that it was banned in several countries upon it’s release. To this day, fat-ass film geek Roger Ebert calls it “the worst movie ever made”, dude to it’s strict adherence to the three R’s: Rape, Revenge, and Retards. Watch for yourself and be your own judge, but beware, “I Spit on Your Grave” is not for the squeamish! The notorious castration scene will make even the most hardcore horror fans cover their eyes!

B-Movie Clichés: Tits, revenge, rape, castration, sodomy, scary rednecks, torture, ax murder.

WTF Quote: Andy: Y'know, sometimes I look at these gorgeous-looking chicks, I mean the ones that look like real knockouts, sexy and all... and I wonder... I wonder if they gotta take a shit, too.

Stanley: Hey, all women shit. Women are full of shit.

#9 Ichi The Killer


Believe it or not, this isn't even the goriest scene in the movie, not by a long shot.

Of the nearly 100 splatterhouse movies directed by iconic Japanese director, Takashi Miike, Ichi the Killer is perhaps the best known in the states, and for good reason. Masochistic yakuza hitman Kakihara is one of the most sadistic villains in cinema, whose savagery is rivaled only by Ichi, a sexually repressed, totally unstable, murderous psychopathic man-child. “Ichi the Killer” somehow manages to combine some of the goriest scenes imaginable with strangely comical performances and dialogue in ways that would make Quentin Tarantino jealous. "Ichi" is worth seeing for the suspended fishhooks and hot oil torture scene alone.

B-Movie Clichés: Arterial blood spray, tits, gangsters, revenge, sadomasochism, exploding guts, torture, rape, misunderstood monsters, bizarre humor, evil adversary, everybody knows karate, climactic showdown.

WTF Quote: Kakihara: Listen, when you're giving pain to someone, don't think about the pain that person is feeling. Just concentrate on how good it feels to be causing someone pain. That's the best thing you can do for a true masochist!