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Dinobots, FTW!
by Jeremy Azevedo
Jul 02, 2009

Quintessons/Sharkticons



Quintessons are ancient synthetic beings that pre-date Transformers and enjoy feeding Autobots and Decepticons alike to their Sharkticon minions. The Sharkticons themselves would have been awesome enough to begin with, but are made more awesome by their role as living execution devices.

The Quintessons are sorta like giant floating heads with tentacles all over the place and five faces to display their various moods. These faces are capable of projecting the following:

Wrath
War
Death
Wisdom
Judgement


Five faces that the Quintessons are unable to make are:

Apprehensive
Sleepy
Being a bitch
Emotional
Just farted


Given this information, I’m sure all would agree that the Quintessons limited range of expression files them squarely into the category of “Totally Badical”

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