6. Begin by making a circular cut around the neck. Connect this cut with the cut made in the stomach. Grasp the skin and pull down hard with both hands. Use your knife carefully when removing the hide from the carcass.... Wait a second.... Is this the list that tells you how to skin a deer?
 
7. Three words: steroids. (A few warnings: overuse of steroids may affect your ability to count.)
 

A good, healthy decision: No mayonnaise!
 
8. Well, you’re never going to get in shape if you keep getting paralyzed in car accidents.
 
9. Remember foods that are labeled “low fat” or “zero calorie” still need to be vomited up within ten minutes of eating.
 
10. Don't forget that plastic surgery is much cheaper in Mexico!