
CLUB KID

OK, is this guy playing poker, or is he the Unibomber's club-going nephew? Does the hood really add anything to the poker playing experience? Is he expecting it to rain chips when he lands four Aces?
EUROTRASH GUYS

The way you tell the difference between these guys and our average sunglass-wearing player is the designer shades and scarves.
COWBOY GUY

This is Texas Hold `Em they are playing, so it would be natural that they actual had someone dressed like a cowboy to play the game how it was originally intended.
DON'T TAKE MY PICTURE GUY

"Security! Security! Get dat bum out of here!"
THE PROPER ATTIRE GUY

Finally someone who knows how to suitable dress at a Monte Carlo poker table. The suit and tie dress should once again be reinstated in order to show a little respect to the game of Texas Hold `Em. What's with these kids today with their sunglasses and iPods. Pleeeeeease!
Harmon Leon is freedomhaters.org