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Jun 08, 2009
Jun 08, 2009
3. Have a bribe ready.
Sure, money’s nice, but it’s not very thoughtful. I prefer something more subtle, something the officer will appreciate. That’s why I keep a collection of toaster ovens in my car, all autographed by Lee Majors.
The best bribe is love.
4. When you see the officer, talk to him.
Make noise. Make sure he sees you. If you have a jacket, unzip it and spread your arms apart. This will make you seem like a much bigger animal. Continue to talk to the officer and slowly back away. If the officer comes for you, climb a tree or drop into the fetal position. Cover your head and neck with your hands. Keep on your pack to protect your back. Even if the officer bites you, continue to play dead. Once he realizes you are not a threat he may leave.
5. When all else fails, cry.
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