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How To Lie on Your Resume
These tips may not land you the job, but they sure make the interview more fun!
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Jun 16, 2009
Jun 16, 2009
RESUME #3: THE PRISON RESUME
RESUME LIE: San Quentin Prison, where you had three year’s work experience in the tool shop making shanks.
RESUME #4: BOASTING TECHNICAL KNOW-HOW THAT DOES NOT EXIST IN REALITY RESUME.
RESUME LIE: For your office experience involve working with technology that doesn’t exist in reality, especially the fabled “Crownwall 47 Tech-System” and the Tele-Server1 Phone System.
Got it? Good! Now get out there and get rejected, so you can keep collecting unemployment! It sure beats actually getting a job and working, amirite?
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