The Art Slut


Just tell her you "admire her artistic vision" and she'll spread like butter on toast.

The old adage says that if she smokes, she pokes. An old art school adage says that the number of visible piercings on a female student’s body directly correlates to her average number of sex partners on a weekly basis. The Art Slut is always “down to blaze”. The Art Slut will gladly pose nude for your photography/fine art illustration/film/astronomy and/or contemporary basketweaving project. The Art Slut is bisexual. The Art Slut will give you an STD. Whatever you do, never, EVER date an Art Slut. They are all bat shit crazy and will probably cut you.

The Goddamn Kiss-Ass


Now THIS GUY knows the way to his burned out failure of an instructor's heart!

This little jerk knows everything about every single instructor, and never hesitates to show off their “worldly” appreciation of said instructors’ work. This is made especially annoying by it’s completely obvious transparency, as all of your instructors are total failures and everybody knows it. This will not help the little prick get a gallery show or anything, because all the instructors really wants is for someone to give them some really good pot after class.

Check back next week for "More Jerkoffs You Are Sure to Meet in Art School"!