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Jun 24, 2009
Jun 24, 2009
OMG, u guyz! Did u here? Perez got beat on by Will.I.Am!
You must have heard, since ol’ P-Rod Twittered his pudgy little fingers to the bone. It’s truly a sordid tale; one of celebrity excess, poor judgment and a comically retarded over reliance on technology. Sorta like watching election coverage on CNN.
I’d like to know how a hologram beat up a 200-pound dude, but I won’t question the science of it all.
It does appear that Mr. I Am did some significant damage to America’s Favorite Guy With No Talent At All.
I can’t tell where the bruises from the fight end and the herpes scars begin. Again, I won’t question the science.
I will question exactly how this even qualifies as a “fight.” It seems more like a “kerfluffle” or a “donnybrook” or some other goofy word that doesn’t sound tough at all.
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