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Consider the details, people. It’s bad enough that this involved two men competing for the warmest seat in Hell, but that it happened at the Much Music Awards in Canada allows this particular event to qualify for distinction as the…GAYEST FIGHT IN HISTORY!
What makes a fight truly “gay,” you ask?
Spray-on abs are a good first sign.
If one of the competitors enters said fight to the strain of “My Heart Will Go On (Theme from Titanic),” chances are quite good that the first punch will not land solidly.
Chances are also good that the “first punch” will in fact be a “slap.”
The last defining aspect of a great gay fight?
The Rear Naked Choke.
The name itself conjures up so much. The intimacy it fosters between two grown adult males is staggering.
Keep it snug, bros. Keep it snug.
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