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With that said, I want to wrap this up with an open letter to Perez Hilton, himself.
Perez,
This is your old buddy, Dave Schilling. Sorry to hear about the incident. Toronto is a scary city, isn’t it?! Hope that face heals up fast. We all know how you rely on your good looks for your success! Smart move Twittering for help, by the way. Waiting for the application to load on your iPhone is a far more efficient use of your time than just dialing 911.
Just a suggestion for next time. If you dress like this:
…the police cannot legally prevent you from receiving an ass beating. It’s true. It’s a law. “The David Arquette Act of 2006.” Next time, try a nice polo shirt/khakis combination. Maybe a chino pant? Some penny loafers? Look, you get my point.
All the best,
Davexoxoxoxoxoxxoxo
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