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Romance by the Beach
Romance by the Beach
How to be romantic with the woman you love
by Jeremy Azevedo
Jul 02, 2009

By Nathan Jordan
Let’s face it, when it’s time to put that video game controller down and pay attention to the women in our lives, we could all use a little help. Just because it isn’t Valentine’s Day or Sweetest Day doesn’t mean that romance should be secondary in any relationship.

Luckily, we here at CraveOnline have some suggestions to help heat things up between you and that special girl!


 
Send her an e-card telling her how much you love her.
Because, you know, that takes a lot of effort.
 
Go on a romantic walk on the beach. Make her a necklace out of found objects like seashells, kelp and old syringes.
 
On the next date do what she wants to do, no matter how fucking stupid it is.
 

 
Buy her some special underwear from a lingerie store. Try it on to make sure it fits. Feels good, doesn’t it? Now see how it looks with a bra. Is it practical? Try on one of her dresses and make sure. Can’t really tell without any make up, can you? Better go buy a wig and some heels that fit as well... shit, she’s home early!
 
Do something spontaneous. Try sex in a public place! Then go home and tell her about it.

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