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Jake The Snake Roberts
Style: The Sexual Predator
Special Abilities/Accomplishments: Looking creepy, telepathic communication with snakes and other reptiles, accelerated mullet growth, ability to pacman superhuman quantities of steroids, GHB, crack, trucker meth and corn liquor, amazing resurrective abilities in the event of an accidental overdose.
Cheech Marin
Style: The Pancho Villa
Special Abilities/Accomplishments: Metabolizes reefer into essential vitamins and minerals, enhanced hilarity, able to disappear and reappear at will, can speak fluent Spanish, when in the presence of Don Johnson, temporarily leaves the face to form an invisible force field against his impressive ego, contractually obligated to appear in any movie or TV show written, directed or produced by a Mexican American, especially, but not limited to, Robert Rodriguez.
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"Dry-humping" clip featuring Seth Rogen, from the DVD / BluRay release of Judd Apatow's comedy, Funny People. -
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