
Lemmy

Style: The Advanced Handlebar
Special Abilities/Accomplishments: Able to connect with mutton chops without being technically classified as a beard, plays the bass guitar, holds the top score at the Touch Screen “Golf”, “Porno Picture Match” and “Spot the Differences” games at The Rainbow in LA, successfully competes for facial real estate with those enormous f**king moles, is widely regarded by hashers and metalheads as a living deity.
John Oates

Style: The Pushbroom
Special Abilities/Accomplishments: Physically unable to Go For That (No Can Do), single-stachedly composed 5 out of 6 of Hall & Oates’ Billboard rated #1 songs, standard bearer of mustache fashion throughout the 1970s and 80s, can beatbox the chorus to “Maneater” while also singing the words AT THE SAME TIME.