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Top 10 Biggest Gaming Bad Asses
Top 10 Biggest Gaming Bad Asses
The guys you don't want to meet in a dark alley.
by Craveonline
Oct 17, 2007

Whens the last time you saved the world from an alien invasion? Maybe you managed to reclose the portal to Hell last week? Wasn't you? I thought not. You've lived your whole life in relative peace (that third grade bully is totally not our fault) and what thanks have you given the heroes that made it so? None, that's what! Well don't worry, as always your friends from CraveOnline have got your back. This time up it's our man Aaron Seaney to give credit where credit is due, because you don't have the guts. In the following pages you'll finally see once and for all who the biggest Bad Ass of all time is (at least as far as video games go). Take it away Aaron.


10. Dante (Devil May Cry)


Don't be fooled, that sword is 787 lbs. But, the gun isn't really loaded.

Dante stepped on the scene in 2001 when the PS2 released Devil May Cry. Originally thinking it was your typical hack and slash game, players soon found out that when you have a sword and a set of pistols or a shotgun it makes for a lot of fun combos.

What gives him the BA Boots: Whenever you have a half demon character that is hunting down demons and witches and cutting through puppets you have a pretty awesome character. Now give that character the ability to uppercut a demonwitchpuppet in the air and follow it back down to the ground pumping pistol rounds into it the whole way and you have the makings of one bad ass character. Complete emo hair aside, the story that you follow with Dante learning about his own demon powers makes him one dude in a red leather jacket you don’t want to mess with.

9. Duke (Duke Nukem)


Damn, it's too bad all those roids shrunk my junk!

And speaking of BA dudes with lame ass haircuts, Duke Nukem makes number nine on the list for his amazing abilities to kill fire breathing aliens and freaky one eyed floating things. Because Duke Nukem is the guy that would make drill sergeants cry and feel like twelve year old girls.

What Gives him the BA Boots: This dude has saved the earth several times, and even has his own biography (Why I’m So Great), and any time you give a steroid filled, crazed, narcissistic maniac, a  shotgun, machine gun, and missile launcher you are pretty much guaranteed to have all hell break lose…quite literally. But what it really boils down to is that Duke is the guy that would meet you in a bar, knock you out, kill the bartender to not pay for the tab, then probably drag your girlfriend out by the hair and take her home….the sad thing is she would probably like it because he is just that crazy.

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